Ignore that she's blowing her nose into her own glove and take a look at what's possibly the largest diamond ever worn by a female human. Imagine how many Africans were killed in the making of that thing. Some of them might've even been Rihanna's cousins. How ironic would that be? Maybe a little racist too, but I'm white with cousins in France, and you don't see me crying.
Anyway, the speculation is that the diamond could be from long-time boyfriend, Chris Brown. Oooh.
Although it's hard to hear over the non-stop thumping of the most terrible song ever ("Womanizer"), this video shows Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson having an argument, which is what they do best as long as you don't count vaginal eating.
The
NY Post has an article about their New Years Eve fight, which was surely epic, even by lesbian standards:
...on New Year's Eve, the couple went nuclear and started screaming at each other while hosting a party at Mansion. The fight spilled out into an alley behind the club, where Lohan screeched at Ronson, "When I storm off, you are supposed to follow me!"
Our spy said, "It was a really gross alley. There was a bum eating a sandwich watching the whole thing. Lindsay was really unstable and flipping out."
After Lohan and Ronson went back to the hotel, several sources heard crashing sounds and screaming coming from their room until the fight spilled out into the hallways at about 11 a.m. "They were punching each other - it was bad," a spy said. "And they were doing this in front of all of us. It was scary." At one point, Lohan dropped to her knees and cried, "Why are you doing this to me?" And Sam just said, "I don't know you." Eventually hotel security was called and photos were taken of the girls' "trashed" room. "Mirrors were broken and it was a complete mess," another spy said.
Saying there was a "bum eating a sandwich" is illogical. If he had a sandwich, he's clearly not a bum. Bums eat dumpster scraps and bird poo.
Kate Hudson, who is starring in Bride Wars with Anne Hathaway soon, was recently walking around New York City with a coffee. Exciting stuff.
Her movie, which is basically about two friends who happen to plan their weddings on the same day by accident, should be protested by men across the globe. If I come within 50 feet of the theater while it's playing, I'll never wanna get married. That could be a good thing for women, but some day I'd like to have 9 or 10 kids and might need a wife.
After making a blockbuster hit with golden retriever Marley, Jennifer Aniston has already let him go on an old country road and apparently replaced him with this little, stupid dog. But that aside, she looks fantastic in this photoshoot. I might even watch the entire 10-season box set ofFriends today because of it. You'd be surprised how much time you have with no job or friends.
Don't be fooled by the cheeseburger in some of these pictures. There's no fathomable way Annalynne McCord's bony little body could handle one of those without going into some kind of shock. So it's obviously one of those fake cheeseburgers I've heard so much about.
She can probably stop losing weight now though. She's way past what any sane guy would find attractive. Maybe that's what she's going for.
I wanna go to California just to find Kate Beckinsale's husband and punch him in the face if he doesn't have a constant smile. Anyone who gets to be with her on a nightly or even monthly basis should be thanking every deity he can find on Wikipedia. Kate could literally wear anything and look good. It's no wonder other girls hate themselves.
